I wont go and see a serious film in theaters for much of this exact same reason.
The last movie I saw in theaters was:
Spiderman 3: The Worst Movie of Our Generation.
I purchased a coke 2.5 times larger than my bladder and filled it with a mickey of Rye just to keep my blood pressure at a reasonable level.
I seriously contemplated demanding my money back from that film, and no lowly theater manager gets paid enough to stand in the way of my alcohol induced rage.
I was never going to go. I could tell it sucked out loud. But my friend had seen it and said it was great, and me being a huge Venom fan since I was a kid took the bait and we went and saw it.
I was literally seething with rage for the entire duration of that movie.
He set me up. And he did it for own amusement. I was understandably outraged.
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