This movie will make no sense unless the sets are made out of cheap cardboard, the uniforms are velour and colored, all the woman's uniforms involve short tight miniskirts. They have the cheesy sound track (da da dum dum dum da da da thump thump thump thump (from the fight scenes in the original series)
Kirk seducing crew members left and fight, spock punching out McCoy, Scotty loaded out of his mind, the cheesey 3d cheesboard, 3-d glasses, all the planets looking the same and all the aliens speaking english. Green dancing girls. Kirk overacting, and A sexy yeoman Rand type walking through the background every five minutes.
Oh and we need Harry Mudd, Bumperless Klingons, a special guest appearance by catwoman. And at least one fight where Kirk unleashes the drop kick of doom.
Otherwise its not a Star Trek OS movie.
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