Ask your parents if you have any birthmarks on your head first. I found out about the big ol' red patch on the back of my skull *after* shaving it all off, so I looked like - even more than usual - a freak of nature.
Of course, if the freak of nature look is what you are going for, then I guess this would have been a happy story.
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