[CaptainCrunch]

I'm waiting for the inevitable combination of franchises.

First we had Freddy versus Jason

Then we had Alien vs Predator

Coming in 5 years

Rambo vs Cloverfield

Scene opens in central park, obviously this movie is low budget because the buildings surrounding central park are made of lego.

We see a solitary figure holding a machine gun, he looks to be about 80 and is wearing a really bad made in Edmonton mullet wig.

Its Rambo

We hear a roar coming down the street, the handicam shakes, and turns as we see a huge rubber foot stomping on a obvious hot wheels car. The camera frames Rambo as he fires a long whithering stream of hot .50 cal lead at the monster.

Rambo - "Eh yo, your the disease, and I'm da cure"

The huge rubber foot stomps down on Rambo crushing him into strawberry jelly. The foot comes up and cleans itself off against a rock as the picture fades to black and the credits roll.

Running time 3 minutes, budget $150 million dollars.

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