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Originally Posted by FireFly
We care about foreplay when you're performing it on us... If I don't have to hurt my jaw, I won't. 
Seriously though, I LOVE foreplay, however, that would be an excellent skill to have as quickies are also good. |
Pffffft this is such crap, more double standards all the time.
We let you vote,
We let you drive,
We pay for dinner and hold the door,
and we still let you off sinking ships first,
and now this?
What's next, equal pay for equal work?
Edit: Also, just to clarify, the highlighted part isn't foreplay, it's more of a "Viable alternative".
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