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Old 01-17-2008, 04:49 PM   #226
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Who says it has to be limp? Get the ol' boy ready for work, then make sure you plant it in a hot dog bun. Sauerkraut on the side, please!

(Of course this doesn't work, but I say if someone actually does it, he better go all out!)
So let's get this straight here. You're having a conversation with a female and she tells you she doesn't want you. The idea is that your immediate reaction is to flop your weiner on the table... So then, if it's not limp, either you've been "getting it ready" during the conversation (masturbating at a restaurant?) or you can immediately get hard.

If it's the first option, you're a perv, and that clearly won't work. If it's the second option... How YOU doin?
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