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Originally Posted by J pold
What?! Why that would be the worst thing you could do
That has “begging puppy dog" written all over it
*THINGS TO NEVER ASK GIRLS*
“Are you sure?”
“What’s wrong?”
“Is everything alright?”
EDIT: Upon further review of your post I detect a sense of sarcasm
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To add on,
Don't ask her if you were good, or if it was good for her, or if she climbed the perverbial mountain.
Of course it was good, for me, I climbed the mountain and all that stuff, she was just along for the ride.
As far as whipping it out at the dinner table, yeah the only thing that gets you is banned from some pretty good restaurants, and a nasty restraining order.
And she's not going to change her mind if your brave enough to whip out your member for the world to see, two things are going to happen. The first one probably involves a night in jail and a case of vicious sodomitis. The second involves her brother or father or ex special benefits boy friend who tapped that before you, running you down with their car, then beating you half to death with whatevers handy.
Honestly
Guys and girls can not be friends if there is any sexual tension one sided or two, cause friends with benefits has a short term, and moving out of the friend ship zone just don't happen.
You took a run at it, good for you, but your always going to look at her with different intentions especially when your drinking and one night your going to make the drunken face book call. You don't mean to, but its the nature of the beast.
Cut and run, don't be there as her 99th options so that she can feel good and attractive as gravity pulls her breasts past her knee's and her hips spread like warm butter on a hot day, and then when she's old and unattractive she might let you out of the friendship zone during a valium fueled heated game of bingo, because her last 98 husbands and boyfriends are long dead or long gone and your the only one that finds her attractive.
Sure in two or three years, you'll see her in the mall pushing around three kids while her fat husband chomps down on some chew and looks at the latest edition of camel toe magazine, and she looks like she's gained ten years.
Then you'll have that last laugh.
Revenge might take time, but it tastes mighty fine.