Buy her a big pink bag of cotton candy before the game. Win win win.
1) She won't talk because she's eating
2) She'll know you aren't worried about her weight, and comfortable in your masculine sexuality, and will find both of those things inspiring.
3) She'll spend the entire third period in the washroom, so you can focus on the most important part of the game.
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"Isles give up 3 picks for 5.5 mil of cap space.
Oilers give up a pick and a player to take on 5.5 mil."
-Bax
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