01-13-2008, 06:00 PM
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Crash and Bang Winger
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Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos
This whole thing reminds me of
http://www.p2pforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=31376
Long story short, ome gal posted this (and more) on Craigslist:
Okay, I'm tired of beating around the
: bush. I'm a beautiful
: (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old
: girl. I'm articulate and classy.
: I'm not from New York. I'm looking to
: get married to a guy who makes at
: least half a million a year. I know how
: that sounds, but keep in mind
: that a million a year is middle class
: in New York City, so I don't think
: I'm overreaching at all...
And got a response from some rich guy
Your offer, from the prospective of a
: guy like me, is plain and simple a
: cr@ppy business deal. Here's why.
: Cutting through all the B.S., what you
: suggest is a simple trade: you bring
: your looks to the party and I bring
: my money. Fine, simple. But here's the
: rub, your looks will fade and my
: money will likely continue into
: perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely
: that my income increases but it is an
: absolute certainty that you won't
: be getting any more beautiful!
:
: So, in economic terms you are a
: depreciating asset and I am an earning
: asset...
It goes on quite a bit. Funny stuff.
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