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Originally Posted by SportsJunky
They really do need a beverage only lane. I often pray that the people ordering their lightly toasted bagels and cream cheese get the brain cancer as soon as they leave the drive thru. I order black coffee. That's it. A beverage only lane would make me happy in the lap area.
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Don't take this the wrong way but if one were to break down your post into literal definitions it makes you sound a little psychotic.
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I often pray that the people ordering their lightly toasted bagels and cream cheese get the brain cancer as soon as they leave the drive thru.
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Because you are in a hurry and are only getting coffee you pray/meditate/wish to whatever god/deity/imaginary-friend/made-up-thing that you hold to be the centre of your spiritual existence so that the people ahead of you who order food in the Tim Horton's Drive Thru develop brain cancer, a form of cancer that is the highly fatal and debilitating kind, as retribution for making you have to wait a few minutes longer for your coffee.
So, the punishment for making you wait for coffee should be almost certain death, in your opinion?
Try the Decaf, man.
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A beverage only lane would make me happy in the lap area.
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The implementation of a point of purchase area where one could only purchase beverages at Tim Horton's would cause you to have an errection?
That is a new type of fetish, my friend.
Imagine the personality profile that would be arrived at using only your post? lol
