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Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

Wow, I'd like to make my own list of ways to impress me

1) Have some game:
I love sports, box seats to the Flames, and Stampeders would be nice.
Oh, also have a box in every city with a professional team, just in case I want to go on a road trip

2) Go fast or go home:
I love cars, especially fast ones. Buy me a Ferrari, that would be awesome.

3) Help me work out:
I need to lose a few pounds. To show how much you care, you should hire Jarome Iginla to help me work out.

4) Do something nice for my parents:
Family is important. My folks could really use a retirement home in Florida. Oh and one in Phoenix too, we wouldn't want them to get board would we.

5) Cook for me:
Actually, screw that, you'd probably screw that up, so why not just hire the Iron Chefs to be on standby. There's 4 of them, so they'd be able to cater to me 7 days a week, and they could still take some vacation time.

6) Encourage me at work:
I've always wanted to be the CEO of a multinational company. Go ahead and buy a majority share of some company (Google sounds like it would be fun to work at), and install me as the new CEO. That would show that you love me, and recognize that my career is important to me.

See, I'm much easier to please than this chick. I only have 6 simple requests.

AMEN to that brother!