Wow, way to come across as a money hungry hooker. Its great that these things impress me, but there's nothing in there really about doing things together.
Send her parents on trips, send her a yoga instructor, send her a personal chef, leave the bike by the door, but don't ring the doorbell because I'm busy having a go at the personal chef and the yoga instructor. And when she's not edifying her solitary reading plans, she wants to go out with her girlfriends.
In otherwords, give me stuff, don't think your going to see me more then once a week, and when you do see me, I'm gonna lie there like a board and let you do all the work.
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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