Quote:
Originally Posted by llama64
Pour a little milk on the Captain and he goes soft as pudding.
|
You damn kids and your editing features. In our days, everything was written in stone, there were no grammer classes because it would take weeks and thousands of man hours to dig a rock pit so that kids would have stone slabs to write on. And we didn't have fancy spell checkers. If you made a mistake you were banished to the wilderness to either die at the hands of a three headed pig or learn to spell.
And we didn't have no fancy pencils, we yanked the teath out of a bear's snarling jaw and used it's urine for ink. Thats where the saying "your report really stinks" comes from.
And we didn't have no email or internet either, we bought our porn in stores where we had to interact with sallow ######ed teenagers who didn't know where the latest cave edition of girls gone wild was. And our idea of email was to tie a note around a spear and throw it at your recipiant, but you never hit him because its hard to throw a spear with a 100 lb rock slab that smells like bear urine tied to it and you either suffered a hernia or threw up.
You kids have it so easy.