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Old 01-08-2008, 09:04 AM   #75
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Look Brother

I finally sat down with some of my crunchomaniacs last night and through the awesom force of my 19" guns pushed channel 12 on my remote control so that I could watch a show thats just as awesome as the millions and millions of fans who pine about me at home on T.V.

I just have to say brother, that the Gladiators are almost good enough to hang with the Crunchster, brother, and I have all kinds and love and respect for the contestants for bringing everything.

And as we sat around stately Crunch manner wearing our NWO T-Shirts and telling the paper boy to go to hell we were distressed to see that one of the contestants was sporting a punji stick after wrestling one of the gladiators.

Didn't need to see that bra.

So every monday night, the American Gladiators and the crunchsters 36" waist, 58" chest and 72" biceps are going to explode into your home.

Whatcha gonna do when the red white and blue explodes on you?!!!!??
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