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Old 12-27-2007, 11:34 PM   #13
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Originally Posted by I-Hate-Hulse View Post
Why chocolates? I'd welcome a bag of Xmas Sour Cream and Onion chips....
Greatest idea ever. I would really rather have the salty snacks than the candy and chocolate.

To get rid of unwanted gift chocolates I usually bring them to work, open them, and leave them in the lunch room. Good bye chocolates! You want them gone ever faster? Attach a note to them: Happy holidays everyone! Feel free to take some. Sincerely, Your name.

Leaving your name makes people feel secure about eating them as they'll know who to kill when they get food poisoning. And therefore, they eat more.
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