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Old 12-22-2007, 02:49 PM   #180
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Originally Posted by Locke View Post
Hmmm.....Pyro, I think you can expect visitors from the Women's union Local 80085. I think these were supposed to kept secret.

Because I've sure as hell never heard of any of this before:

Honesty? Overrated.
Humour? Sounds like Communism.
Mind Games? My last GF must have been an amateur psychologist.

Seriously though, good suggestions. Certainly more constructive than mine....

Honesty is never overrated. Sometimes the answers make us squirm, but women love introspection so play the cards straight.

Humour keeps us grounded. We're prone to flights of fantasy, so a good dose of laughter keeps things real.

Any mind games are a direct result of "F". However, introspection and flights of fantasy can occasionally let us get carried away. The best thing you can do to combat mind games is to take us to bed and make us weep for joy. When all is done, tell us that this is what we do for you. Immediately return to your passion for other stuff. We need reminders of what the goal is, but it has to be hard. That's what makes men a challenge.
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