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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Murder her current boyfriend
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Hmmm, murdering the fella might be grounds for a lawsuit of some kind. But kicking his ass isn't. Here is my variation on the Costanza "Leave-Behind" move:
Leave something behind at her place, like keys or a fur hat, and then call later and tell her you forgot them/it. On the phone, find out if the boyfriend is there. If he is, tell her you'll be right over to get your stuff. Go over to get it and then kick his ass in front of her. You'll go from BFF to FB like
that.