[CaptainCrunch]

The chances of getting out of the friendship zone are about 1 in 100000. Once she starts seeing you as a brother figure or worse yet, the gay friend figure (even though your not) she sees you as a venting post. Oh sure its great when she shows up at your house at 2 in the morning to cry on your shoulder about how mean her boyfriend is, but just try making a move. Your the perfect friend when its time for her to move that new piano up to the top floor of her three story condo with no elevator, and your a god send when the fan belt breaks, but don't read anything into it when she says "Your so great, what would I do without you" Then she plants the granny kiss on your cheek, and then hops on the back of her boyfriends motocycle as he takes her out to a romatic dinner at Arby's.

Face it, she's probably told you her deepest and darkest secrets, feigned interest when she needs a loan, or a designated driver, and your certainly convienient when she needs a date for her one eyed 300 pound triple amputee friend who refuses to clean up her unibrow.

I bet you guys go out for coffee, during the day, thats awesome because she gets a free coffee and her evenings free for that boyfriend or date that she'll be eventually whine about to you.

Or she'll ask you for advice when your drinking like "I really think I'm ready to sleep with him, do you think I should". No I think you should do me because of all of the fanbelt fixing, coffee buying, advice giving shoulder crying on, dating her ugly friend "with a good personality" hell you've put me through. Oh wait she see's you like a brother.

Forget it, its not worth the effort, go find a fish that doesn't see you as a dependable reliable guy. because she wants the unatainable. She wants a scumbag who deep down is a nice guy, that she can change and mold into a cardigan wearing, neatly groomed momma's boy that she can take home to mommy and daddy.