Using his best town crier voice JohnnyFlame advances down the streets bellowing to all Calpuckians. "Don't buy the package -- Step away from the PM message center". Then he slides up to each fan and whispers "I got first dibs when I-hate-Hulse opens it up to individual games for sale".
Now the sound of that loud and obnoxious human being is fading into the distance "Don't buy it, don't reach for your wallet. don't make me hurt you!!!"
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