We have those people where I work. So I took my mars bar I was saving and hollowed out the bottom, I filled it with salt and coffee grounds, then I put the bottom back on and glue the wrapper shut again. And someone kept stealing my brownies, so again, I hollowed out the bottom, but this time filled it with mustard. Donuts are also popular with the lunch thieves, so I licked all the sugar off of my sugar donut, then I sprinkled water on it and rolled it in salt.
If you do anything like this, you'll know who the lunch thief is because they snap when they bite into the surprise donut/brownie/mars bar. But be careful after, when I got the guy with the mars bar he hawked a loogie in my coffee cup, what a prick.
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