[jammies]

I actually enjoyed the commentary on FPAG much more than the game:

Simmer - "Well Roger, I really thing FPAG has picked up his game - you can tell he's got the enthusiasm back, and it shows in the amount of stirring he's been doing lately."

Millions - "I think you've got a good point there Charlie. Since the beginning of December, there's been a big change in how he approaches his game, and that's good news for FPAG fans. Ok, we're back to live action - FPAG is lugging it up-carpet, he's looking for open space - now he's dangling the wood out there, looking to pass it off - SCORES!!!! Fireplace Arm Guy puts it upstairs over the embers and into the pile from a sharp angle! Oh what a move, he had everyone fooled there!"

Simmer - "Great move by FPAG - you could see the play developing, but the fireplace was unable to get the screen across the front in time to keep that log out. Now he's got five of them in there, and it looks like a long night of smouldering ahead. Now down to Deb, who is standing by with the hero of last year's playoffs, Other Fireplace Arm Guy."

(Deb M is facedown, snoring, with a spilt glass of eggnog lying by her hand).

Millions - "Er - looks like we have some technical problems downstairs, let's see the replay on that instead."