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Old 12-16-2007, 07:17 PM   #115
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Originally Posted by JiriHrdina View Post
From wikipedia.

"After many years of marriage, Alec allegedly began an affair. Then approximately fifty years old, Jocelyn began undergoing a series of plastic surgeries. Some have claimed that the initial surgeries were a success, but that when Alec again began engaging in affairs, Jocelyne decided to attempt to transform herself to resemble one of the giant cats beloved by her husband"
I think her doctor must have seen the wrong "Catwoman", then, as she looks more like a diseased, coke-snorting chimp than any kind of cat. Besides, wouldn't it have been cheaper (and less horrifically life-destroying) to just get a costume made?

Or she could have run a sting on him with Halle Berry, as I'm pretty sure she's looking for work - any work - now.
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