This would actually do in a pinch, demae ramen instant noodles, sesame oil flavor:
If I had to choose a real meal...it would be a genuine English breakfast with scrambled eggs, bacon, sausages, black pudding, mushrooms, baked beans, hash browns, and fried tomato slices with a glass of orange juice and a pot of earl grey. Perhaps some toast as well with butter and Lyle's Golden Syrup.
I would probably eat the entire jar of golden syrup. Then follow up with a pack of Winstons and Irish Creme coffee.