[Eastern Girl]

Lindsay: You’ve had $80,000 worth of cartography lessons. Get us a channel to the ocean.
Buster: Okay, okay, okay. (Pauses)
Buster: Obviously this blue part here is the land

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Lucille: And I’m putting Buster in charge.
Gob: He’s a good choice.
Michael: Buster? The guy who thought that the blue on the map was land?
Lucille: He's had business classes.
Buster: W-w-w-wait. Eighteenth-century agrarian business. But I guess it's all the same principles. Lemme ask you: Are you at all concerned about an uprising?
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Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Tobias gets a review of his Shakespeare play.
Tobias: Well I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman. So... onward and upward.
[cut to Tobias crying in the shower] Why, Tracy?! Why?!
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Gob: And if I'm going to be staying here —
Lucille: Staying here? What, did that Mexican throw you out?
Gob: She's not "that Mexican," Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Anyway, it's over.
Lucille: You've got three days.
Gob: Hey ... if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay here.