Tobias has some of the best lines.
Tobias: [as Mrs. Featherbottom] O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a "sausage in the mouth".
Michael: We just call it a sausage.
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Tobias: [Tobias trying on a Speedo over his cut-off jeans on] Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?
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Tobias: Dont leave your uncle teabag hanging.
George-Michael: Dont call it that.
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Tobias: So what are your plans for this evening?
Bob Loblaw: I thought that maybe I would stay in and work on my law blog.
Tobias: Ah, yes. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog". You, sir, are a mouthful.
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[Tobias painted himself blue for the Blueman Group]
Tobias: I blue myself.
Michael: There has got to be a better way to say that.
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