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Barnes · 12-10-2007, 12:34 PM

There's money in the banana stand.

NO TOUCHING!

Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.

Michael: Really? When did that start?

Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.

Tobias:

(While covered in blue paint, a la The Blue Man Group: "I'm afraid I just blue myself."

Tobias: "You know, Mother Lucille, there's a psychological concept known as denial that I think you're evincing. It's when a thought is so hateful that the mind literally rejects it."
Lucille: "You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law, and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent."
Tobias: "Well, if she's not going to say anything, I certainly can't help her."

"Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."

"I suppose I'm, uh ... buy-curious."

"I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks."

"I'll be your wingman. Even it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up."

"Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren't you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time."

"No, no, no, no. I was scared too, but I realized it was of being a leading man. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth."

12-10-2007, 12:34 PM	#4
Barnes Franchise Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Violating Copyrights Exp:	There's money in the banana stand. NO TOUCHING! Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Michael: Really? When did that start? Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help. Tobias: (While covered in blue paint, a la The Blue Man Group: "I'm afraid I just blue myself." Tobias: "You know, Mother Lucille, there's a psychological concept known as denial that I think you're evincing. It's when a thought is so hateful that the mind literally rejects it." Lucille: "You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law, and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent." Tobias: "Well, if she's not going to say anything, I certainly can't help her." "Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands." "I suppose I'm, uh ... buy-curious." "I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks." "I'll be your wingman. Even it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up." "Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren't you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time." "No, no, no, no. I was scared too, but I realized it was of being a leading man. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth."