Homer: It takes two to lie marge, one to lie and one to listen.
i used to use that with my g/f all the time. now that i think about it maybe it explains why she's my ex

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here's an actual example of me using simpson words/quotes in a post. (bot of page)
http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...omulent&page=4
and a few more good posts from an old thread. i like the one from locke about marge talking about how canadians drive on the left side of the road and the canadian answers "no ma'am im just drunk"
http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...ht=bart&page=2
another good one
Homer: [
expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
Bart: Horrifying!
Lisa: Pointless!
Marge: Exhausting. It took the children forty minutes to locate Canada
on the map.
Homer: Marge, anyone can miss Canada, all tucked away down there.