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Old 12-05-2007, 06:56 PM   #138
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BTW, I don't know if it's the UofL as a whole, or strictly the library, but there is a lot of hot asians here! If anyone has any tips on how to pick them up in the library without coming off as a creep, please enlighten me.
also essay tips would also be appreciated.
Tip to pick up hot asians: go up to her, dump hot coffee on her. This will totally get her attention and an added bonus is that you've now totally woken her up so she can be 3x more efficient in whatever she's doing.

Essay tip: Stick it under your pillow and never think about it ever again. Out of sight out of mind.

Disclaimer: If you do this and there are negative repercussions, I am not held responsible, I merely made a suggestion.
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