[Teh_Bandwagoner]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Pfft, wrong science. Santa has a flux capacitor in his sled. He hits a house, slides down the chimmney, drops off the gifts, drinks some milk and cookies. Creeps upstairs and diddles the wife after me in my cap had just settled down for a long roofied nap. Then he has a smoke and takes a nap, then slams back up the chimney into his sled. Dials the flux capacitor back 5 hours and speeds off to the next house and repeats the same thing while stopping at multiple 7-11's to drink gatorade and take vitamin B supplements.

So his trip takes 0 time due to the reseting of time.

By the way, the sled can travel at 5800 miles per hour due to the installation of a nitrous booster and steroid injected reindeer.

You win at this thread.