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Old 12-02-2007, 09:30 AM   #25
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Morning sickness is a great way for a couple to re-connect.

For couples that met in the bar, you can relive your memories of your first meeting by becoming her hair buddy.

You can play a game called , what makes you puke, you can gain points by bringing home road kill

As a man I always found that its important to share the pregnancy experience with your significant other. You know, the baby stimulator, the sore breast simulator, oh and eay a dozen rancid oysters when you get up in the morning so that you can share your wifes morning sickness.

I'm thinking of writing a book.
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