"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." - Albert Einstein
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Sir Winston Churchill
"Any man who is under 30 and not a Liberal hasn't a heart. Any man who is over 30 and isn't a Conservative hasn't a brain." - Sir Winston Churchill
"HUNT FOR BIN LADEN: Experts Agree: Al Qaeda Leader Is Dead Or Alive" - CNN (As opposed to what exactly? What sort of credentials does one need to become a CNN expert??)
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