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Originally Posted by Drunk Skunk
I don't know about anyone else, but I thought it would have been established on here already that I'm not right in the head 
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Nor am I, however we share varying philosophies.
Germs in the drinking glass, alcohol will kill it
Germs on the remote, the alcohol that I spill on it from being a text-book hand-talker will kill it
Germs on the pillow, the alcohol that I sweat out of my head, from being hammered on the road, will kill it.
Lastly the Germs from the chick working the front desk, the spermicide on the condom will take care of.
Germ problem solved.