I think you should get one that shows a busty mermaid wearing a "tragedy" mask, making out with Satan wearing a "comedy" mask, with the word "MOM" written below, and a flaming skull shooting across the sky in the background.
Or, how about a bashful, blushing unicorn with a speech bubble that says "Even Unicorns Get Gas"
Or Skeletor boning She-ra.
Or a clown crying.
Or the Tick yelling "SPOON!!"
Or a Yin-Yang symbol where some of the black from the dark half of the symbol is bleeding out and collecting in a pool below it.
Or just the words "This is a Lie."
Those will at least make people think.
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