[CrusaderPi]

I had my vasectomy in January. Here's a few pointers:

-Don't ask where that burning smell is coming from. It's your nuts, he's cauterizing the tube, and it means you'll be done soon
-Get it scheduled for a Thursday or Friday. If you've got an excuse to be on the couch, there might as well be sports on TV.
-The above is also a great excuse for a three day weekend
-Without getting too graphic, you'll squirt blood once or twice aftwerwards.
-For about two weeks you'll feel like you have baseball, I recommend boxer-briefs. You'll also be sore.
-Frozen peas are great.
-It took me a while to want sex again. The thought of my baseball sized boys swinging.... anyway.
-The 'hole' disappears in about 3 months. Or mabye that's just when I forgot where it was.