[CaptainCrunch]

Currently kind of single, on and off, but kinda with the same girl sorta for the last five years.

I don't have a lot of desire to have kids, even though it would be nice to raise someone to push the lawn mower around the homestead after painting the fence and cleaning out the garage. Some part of me says it would be nice to have that kid to teach to play ball, or skate, to send off to school, to sponge off of when I'm older.

But the balance sheet says that I'm pretty much a jerk, that I'm hard to live with, refuse to lose an argument, and I'm stuck in my ways. The wrong type of person to either get hitched to, or to raise kids.