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Originally Posted by ruddstud
I KNOW!!!! Ask the guy that talked about his fart smells last week. He prob has some doozies!!  |
Ah, yes I do. For lunch make sure you eat some cheese along with maybe a can of spam. That always works for me, if you can't find cheese make sure you get some dairy. Then let 'er fly when you're in the car on the way to the bowling alley. The whole time, blame it on the "damn car engine". When you get to the bowling alley, just release some nasties just as you're getting off the lane. Blame that smell on the oil on the lanes or the finger holes in the ball. After that ask her to have sex with you. If she says no, you always have hookers and blow.