Take her out, throw a burger down her throat. Put her up on a pedestal high enough to look up her dress. adopt a cute three legged puppy to look sympathetic (might be cheaper and easier to find a four legged puppy and saw a leg off then to find a three legged puppy)
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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