[Rhettzky]

Originally Posted by Uncarved

"Don't move!"
"I thought the police always said freeze"
"Well i am the police and i say you move and your dead"
"I say that im dead and i move"

The Crow.

[the inmates are playing cards and betting with cigarettes]
Martini: [rips a cigarette in half] I bet a nickel.
Inmate: Dime's the limit, Martini.
Martini: I bet a dime.
[Puts the two halves onto the table]
Inmate: This is not a dime, Martini. This is a dime.
[shows a whole cigarette]
Inmate: If you break it in half, you don't get two nickels, you get $*%#. Try and smoke it. You understand?
Martini: Yes.
Inmate: You don't understand.