UGLY MAN UNSUNG HERO
Mike Ricci, the CPHL's most eligible bachalor for good reason, stepped up his game last night, taking it to the Phoenix Coyotes. His 3 point performance help the Capitals tame the Desert Dawgs 7-4.
"I'm just out to impress the ladies", said the Quazimoto lookalike.
Only four Capitals managed to stay off the scoresheet in the game. Tie Domi, Paul Mara, Todd Fedoruk, and Mattias Timander all regestered goose eggs in the point column Wednesday night.
"You kidna expect that from those four. Mara is a workhorse defesively... the other 3 just have hands of stone." clamed Capitals GM Rob Jamieson. "Usually when those guys get points, it's of the 'bounced off his knee or off his skate' variety."
The Capitals rest on day 104, in hopes they get a few banged up bodies back in time for their date with Cam.... We mean the game against the Nashville Predators. Nathan Horton has been doing some light skating with the team durring yesterdays team practice, and should try a full workout today. David Tanabe, who was dinged up in last nights game is expected to make a return for the game against the Preds as well. Rico Fata has gone missing, and the Capitals orgaization has put up flyers to get info on his where abouts.