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Originally Posted by Oil Stain
So one third of people produce toxic H2S gas. Interesting.
What does the other 1/3 produce? Mustard Gas?
Anyway, you should be able to wrangle a day off work out of this if your farts contain H2S. Just buy an H2S tester, switch to a diet of beans and beer.
Then while sitting in your cubicle, let one rip directly into the tester. If it reads 15 parts per million, demand to be released (with pay of course)from the dangerous enviroment.
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Or see if ur fart lights on fire, if u do, u request the rest of the day off from work because of a potential fire hazard...