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Originally Posted by NuclearFart
Alot of it comes down to what we eat, and the specific types of bacterial flora that colonize our colons. Roughly 1/3 of people produce Hydrogen sulfide gas, while another 1/3 produce predominantly methane. Hence the statistic about 1/3 of us being able to ignite our farts is apparently quite plausible.
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So one third of people produce toxic H2S gas. Interesting.
What does the other 1/3 produce? Mustard Gas?
Anyway, you should be able to wrangle a day off work out of this if your farts contain H2S. Just buy an H2S tester, switch to a diet of beans and beer.
Then while sitting in your cubicle, let one rip directly into the tester. If it reads 15 parts per million, demand to be released (with pay of course)from the dangerous enviroment.