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Originally Posted by jroc
Haha this is a good one for you guys.
The other weekend after the Halloween club crawl, i went home with some girl after the last bar. I should mention that i dressed as Captain Planet. But anyways, back at her place we are completely ready to get the deed done when she tells me she has no condoms. She's shocked that i didnt have any, but common... I was wearing freaking tights, I couldn't pack much. So anyway, on went the clothes and off we go on an akward excursion to the nearest 7-11 at like 1 in the morning. It was freezing cold so i borrowed one of her very snug Lulu lemon hoody's for the trip. As if this isn't akward at all... In to the 7-11 i go wearing a skin tight girls hoody, VERY short red shorts, and my face and legs were covered in blue paint.
Hands down I looked like the biggest idiot buying condoms since the beginning of time!
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the guy probably was telling all his friends about papa smurf that came in for condoms the next day