[Bring_Back_Shantz]

I had to buy a big rubber penis once.

It was for a rugby banquet and we decided that one of the people on the team had been a bit of a d**k that year so we were going to give him the "Member of the year" award. (Pretty punny eh?).

So on top of this award was supposed to be a bit rubber penis, and somehow I ended up being the guy who had to go buy it.

I figured I could be all embarassed about it, or just walk into the sex store and declare to the chick behind the counter "I need to buy your cheapest big rubber d**k" I did clarify what it was for, and she tought it was funny as hell. So maybe it wasn't an embarassing purchase, but it is just a darn funny story.