1) Condoms... but I guess you get used to it. I've just learned to march right up to the cashier and plunk those willy-pockets down and be completely open about it. You have to buy it anyways, might as well not feel ashamed. You're gonna get laid, and they likely have to work. Plus, it can also be good for a laugh or two depending on how you do it.
2) Makeup... went as one of the Matrix albino twins one year for Halloween, needed makeup. It took me half-an-hour with a cosmetician to learn what color to get, and how to apply it. To people not knowing what my motives for being there were, I'm sure it looked extremely odd.
3) Wart remover - Embarrasing. Especially when the box for the shat says 'WART REMOVER' directly on it. Then the cashier looks at you, I'm sure, and either a) snickers, or b) tries to guess in their mind where your wart is located and how big the sucker is. Then, they look at you as disgusting because they have now associated you with having warts... somewhere.
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