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Originally Posted by return to the red
1) purchased some lube at walmart but while purchasing the mother-in-law walked up and asked me what I got
2) Condoms are always a stupid thing to buy but I have to admit I've stopped purchasing anything else with them to cover up the purchase
3) For some reason, I have no idea why, my purchases of Rogaine always make me red in the face (maybe because i'm only 28)
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Hahaha Ive got a buddy who's your age and extremely embarassed to buy it, he's paranoid he'll run into someone he knows when buying it(I dont see what the big deal is frankly. When you look at his hairline its pretty obvious whats going on). Anyways, when we went to Vegas he made the purchase there, to ensure it'd be off someone who couldnt get back to him.
Fastforward to the flight home, which occurred onto two days after that bomb scare last year that resulted in airports not allowing liquids on planes anymore. So this young female security officer at the airport has to dig through his bag at customs, and pulls out the Rogaine. She doesnt know what it is and he has to explain it, in front of this long line of people(with alot of college-aged girls in line I might add). She ends up confiscating it, so now he's out like $70 as well as being humiliated in front of a lone line of people, and as we walk by we hear her snickering to one of the other security personnel. Oh man I've never laughed so hard in my life! Seriously couldnt have happened to a more self-conscious guy.