#1: My Maple Leafs trashcan (yes, at one time I was a Leafs fan - when I was just a kid and didn't know any better) Not so much at the time, but I kept it for many years for sentimental reasons until I yarked in it and couldn't get the smell out.
#2: My friends convinced me to take my Halloween priest costume out a couple weeks after Halloween, then go to a 7-11 at 3 AM and buy some seriously hardcore porn mags. The clerk just looked at me like I'd killed his kitten.
#3: Not me, but one year when I went down to Vegas my friend was instructed by his mother to get her some pantyhose that, apparently, you couldn't get in Canada. First of all, I have no idea why he didn't sneak off to do it, but we were there at the store with him and we were merciless with the poor schmuck, really loudly giving him "advice" on his purchase.
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