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Old 11-05-2007, 08:26 PM   #7
flylock shox
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Originally Posted by ken0042 View Post
Well, an "almost" purchase for me.

I was 19, going on a 2nd or 3rd date, and wanted to be ready in case anything happened. Went into Shoppers, and looked at the condoms. Decided for a minute between the different types and the number of condoms per box issue. Made my choice and was reaching for it when I hear "Oh hi there Ken." It was her mom!
Awesome. What a wienershriveler that must have been.

A little OT, but if you're ever waiting for a prescription at the drug store, it can be a lot of fun to approach teenagers who are trying to be cool picking out condoms, and just start giving them advice at a normal indoor speaking voice.

"Y'see, THIS one has a bigger reservoir, so really, this is what you want, because..."

They hate that.
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