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ken0042 · 11-05-2007, 08:18 PM

Well, an "almost" purchase for me.

I was 19, going on a 2nd or 3rd date, and wanted to be ready in case anything happened. Went into Shoppers, and looked at the condoms. Decided for a minute between the different types and the number of condoms per box issue. Made my choice and was reaching for it when I hear "Oh hi there Ken." It was her mom!

Luckily for me, they had some deoderant display right beside the condoms. I kept reaching, grabbed the deoderant, and said "Oh, hi Mrs. X."

I never thought I'd be embarrased buying deoderant, but I was. Yep, bought the pit stick, got into my car, and went to a different drug store on the other side of the city.

11-05-2007, 08:18 PM	#5
ken0042 Playboy Mansion Poolboy Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout Exp:	Well, an "almost" purchase for me. I was 19, going on a 2nd or 3rd date, and wanted to be ready in case anything happened. Went into Shoppers, and looked at the condoms. Decided for a minute between the different types and the number of condoms per box issue. Made my choice and was reaching for it when I hear "Oh hi there Ken." It was her mom! Luckily for me, they had some deoderant display right beside the condoms. I kept reaching, grabbed the deoderant, and said "Oh, hi Mrs. X." I never thought I'd be embarrased buying deoderant, but I was. Yep, bought the pit stick, got into my car, and went to a different drug store on the other side of the city.