A pack of silver bullets. In a yellow and blue box. From Shopper's Drug Mart. You know what I'm talking about.
And why is it always so awkward to buy condoms? I don't know about you guys, but I have to buy at least 3 other items, even if I don't need them, if I'm going to buy condoms. And I can't use any check out staffed by a girl who is even remotely attractive. It's gotta be a dude, or a grandmother.
Dr. Phil? Seriously?
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