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Originally Posted by icarus
I have considered the Steinbrenneresque policy of no mullets on the Oilers, but for the safety of the players I have decided that they might stick out like sore thumbs without mullets in the Chuk. Mullets will therefore be allowed to minimise the risk of Molotov perogies being hucked by xenophobic Edmontonians.
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You should order all your players to sport the Raffi Torres look. Sort of a combo of the mullet and the shaved head and goatee thing. Between those two looks that pretty much covers 90% of the male population between 20 and 35 in the city. The Torres makes for a good happy medium.